All-Female Phish Cover Band, w/ Keg, Crazy Neighbor Not Included

Starting Saturday I'll be house sitting for the Smatano family, one of the coolest families out there, while they take a lovely little trek to Japan. This evening I stopped by for a quick this-is-what-that-button-does-and-where-the-tools-live tour, which happened simultaneously to the "These Are The Noises Our House Makes" tour. I found both to be very informative.

Upon arriving the very first thing I learned is that under no circumstances am I to park my cute little orange car on the crazy neighbor's side of the street. She has claimed it and under penalty of snarky note or possible severe finger wagging should anyone park there. So I will not.

I'm told it's likely there'll be internet access there (possibly thanks to "Jen to the right" if the Smatano password stays hidden). I therefore intend to fill up my little blog with stories, all of which will be completely true, about the people in the neighborhood (in the neighborhood, in the neigh-bor-hoo-ood). Our cast of characters will include:

- The evil Crazy Lady across the street, her henchman husband and her evil notepad of architect paper

- Jen the mysterious yet well informed right side neighbor

- The Jens: who work hard every day to fulfill every Lesbian stereotype out there (Do they drive a Suburu?!)

- The All-Female Phish cover band and the tale of the blown fuse

- And much, much more...

Really. I swear.

Even though they do have cable. So maybe not.